Joke?

So everything is a joke right? Why don't you send some threats to the Government and then later say it's a joke? Why don't you call your boss a bitch to her face and then say it's a joke? Why don't you hijack a plane and then say it's a joke? Why don't you commit murder and then say it's a joke?

If everything is a joke, then what isn't? I find your "joke" very distasteful and disgusting. Some lines can and should never be crossed, but you did. And to think of all people, it was you, whom I once thought might actually be The One. Note that I say "once".

If you think you made a great joke, I can tell you right now - I don't find it funny AT ALL.

Save fuel!!

So last night I fulfilled my goal of watching "StarDust". Went to Cheras Selatan for the 8.45pm movie. Was a few minutes late due to the jam and the lack of parking space. Overall it was okay. not as magnificent and mind-blowing as I thought it would be, nor as sleazy and unimpressive as some other movies that I've had the misfortune to pay RM10 for. Had dinner before that at SK..some ikan bakar garam place..the food was not bad, just that the ikan bakar didnt stand out.

Yesterday we were discussing about how there were speculations as to the increase in fuel price next year. From what I've heard, the prices may even hike up to an extra RM1 per liter. What with the global warming issues and now the price hike, we thought of a way to save money, fuel and help preserve nature at the same time. TADA! when we graduate, we'll get a horse instead of a car!!

(Note: The following is extremely childish. Do not venture further if you have a problem with university students who have nothing else better to do during their yum-cha session.)

The benefits of having a horse rather than a car:

1) Obviously you don't have to bother about fuel anymore!!! When your friends are lamenting about the extra cost, you can smirk and feel superior because you don't have that concern any longer.

2) No toll! Toll prices are probably going to increase anytime soon anyway, but you can just gallop away in the motorcyclists' lane and save more moolah!!

3) No parking woes! you can just tie your horse to any random lamp post or other "tiang". So convenient, ain't it??

4) You don't have to pump air or worry about breakdowns. Just give your ole horsy a good rest and it's smooth-sailing all the way!!!

5) You can seriously wow the chicks with your Prince Charming on a White hourse (白马王子）pose...

6) You don't really need maintenance. You can just bring your horse to some field and let it graze there.

7) Fresh air all throughout the journey!!! No more being stifled in air-conditioned cars, which is hazardous to your health and the environment anyway.


With all the strong arguments listed above, how can you not consider our suggestion??

Resolution for the new semester

1. Be SOOOOO busy that I have no time to think of other irrelevant stuff
2. Drink more water
3. Take care of my skin
4. Try to be more womanly and put on body lotion at night
5. Eat less hazardous food!
6. Grow Grow Grow my hair back again or go broke putting on extensions!

Sprinkling Stardust

The next movie on my list - Stardust. It boasts a stellar cast - Michelle Pfeiffer, Claire Danes, Sienna Miller, Robert De Niro amongst others. Life has been rather mundane lately - a little stardust would be what I need to bring in some magic into reality.

Teacup Pomeranian!!

I want a puppy. I've gone through a few breeds in the Internet and I've compiled a list of my top choices of puppies.

1. Pomeranian ( or teacup pomeranian - a smaller breed)





2. Welsh corgi




3. Shih Tzu
4. Chow chow

Aren't they simply to-die-for?? I'm gonna get one of these some day, or maybe ALL of these when I can. Hohoho.

Allergic?!?!

During the past 2 months, my eyes turned bloodshot for no apparent reason. The first time was my left eye, and that was 2 days before an exam. I was worried that it might be conjunctivitis, so I bought an eye solution and used it religiously. Luckily it subsided after the 3rd day, so I was able to attend the exam. 2 weeks later, my right eye turned red this time. Again the symptoms were similar...red, with no itchiness or pain, similar to conjunctivitis, yet not entirely the same. Once again I turned to my eye-drop. Another 2 weeks later, my right eye turned red AGAIN. I felt that something was wrong and decided to visit the doctor when the holidays began. So on Monday I went to an eye specialist, and the verdict was that I was ALLERGIC. My eyes were allergic to dustmites!!!how does that even make sense? But I've asked 2 doctors and the diagnosis was the same...so I guess there really is such a thing - eyes allergic to dust. Now will you please excuse me while I attempt to sneeze with my eyes.

Forgetting

If you mentally block something from your mind, does it go away? Whenever the issue pops into your mind, and you deliberately switch your attention to other areas, then does it disappear for good? If you pretend it never happened, can you one day bring yourself to believe that it never occurred in the first place?
I've been practicing this for the past few days. Once there is a teeny weeny sign of that particular problem occurring, I focus on other things or bury myself in novels and television programmes. I don't want to think about it, at all. It's devastating to know that something which you never dreamed would occur HAS happened. The feeling of helplessness and disbelief is eating me up inside. It's the exact same feeling which I would expect some one to feel when they find out that their husband has been having an affair, and with no one else but her very best friend. Or the kind of sorrow when the CEO finds out that the traitor of the company was his right-hand man. Or the kind of disbelief when you get rejected by the ugliest person in the world.
I feel shitty now, really I do. There's nothing much I can do, but I'm not going down without putting up a fight first. It's affecting me badly that I bought a pair of shoes which I didn't particularly want or need; I just bought it because shopping made me feel better. Shopping can be addictive; it can be a therapy. Weird but true.
Hopefully a change will come soon. If not, I have no choice but to move on. And that feels even more shittier - if there is such a word.