Wednesday, July 30, 2008

liu lian pui!!


Today's dinner... DURIAN RICE!!! I know a lot of people will think it's weird...yala geli lah i know...but this is the way we eat in Pangkor ok!

the stupid things we do when we're bored

Was going through these old pics in my handphone before it struck me. People go to university to become matured adults, but our mentalities seem to be deteriorating instead. Or maybe it's because technology is so canggih now compared to our days in high school.



1. Pretending to look at the board while a friend is snipping away and it's SO OBVIOUS that we're trying hard to hold our laughter in. This was during Business Law class i think.

2. In FAR class. Start with a normal pleasant pic.


Then a serious "charismatic" look.
Lastly a retard look where some random friend sticks a ruler and a pen into her face.




3. Stick Rocky sticks into our mouths during a conference at UKM. Ya we're supposed to be representing our university but this is how we memalukan ourselves in public.In front of people from UKM, UPM, USM, UM etc.

4. Try to open up the eyes of our classmate because you can barely see them when he smiles. See, we look so professional in our blazers, the future accountants,the future pride of our uni wth.
5. Pretend to be receiving some award from Datin CS. OK this is really retarded.That's actually a notebook given to us by ACCA, and the venue is STAD building. The people lining up behind us are actually waiting to unbar themselves because they have paid the fees for the trimester. We were waiting for the rest to finish, and if you see carefully you can see Boon and Woo behind us.

6. That's Mike posing with an MP3. He said he wanted to look as he was the male spokesperson for it. (The MP3 doesn't even belong to him...haha...人肉布景版)

Sex Bombshell


Move over, Angelina Jolie. Here's the new sexy sultress...

CALL ME!!!

One of my friends has a nickname - the Hulk. Don't ask me why or how she got that nickname. Why not? Don't ask ME, because you can ask HER yourself!

Here's the deal. The Hulk is single and available. She heard that getting a pink crystal bracelet would boost her love life, but before she could do that, her mum came home from Thailand with a bunch of pendants. And guess what the Hulk is wearing?



A picture says more than a thousand words. So all you decent NORMAL guys out there, don't wait any longer! Call her at 012 - 9xx8xx6!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

WANTED

Okay so I went for this movie Wanted starring James McAvoy and Angie Jolie, as well as Morgan Freeman today. Yes I'm very well aware that this movie is old and I'm outdated, but I couldn't get anyone to go and see it with me earlier because my movie kaki had already watched it. So I was pretty much planning to go see it myself one of these days when Han Seen told me he was back from India, and no he hadn't watched it as well.

Jadi tunggu apa lagi????


He very kindly picked me up from Puchong and off we went to Sunway Pyramid. After a hearty meal, we went to TGV. My oh my, never ever have I been in a theatre room that is SO steep! I tell you, there was no way anyone would have blocked anyone else's view, because the chairs were situated in a way that your feet would be at the head of the guy sitting in front of you.

The movie was okay, a little confusing at times. Angie was HOTNESS personified! Despite having had so many kids and being in her thirties, she totally rocked the smoky eye hot mama look. Can't blame Brad for falling for her; even I am drawn to those eyes. Crap it's so unfair.

Many people don't understand why someone like James McAvoy would be selected for the role of an assassin, being puny as he is. But somehow I've always had a soft spot for him. I know he's no Greek God, but there is something about the fella that makes me relate to him. Maybe because we're both short, haha...but the guy has some serious sexy accent in person and a dry sense of humour. Will upload a video of an interview with him and you'll know what I mean.

Thanks for the meal, the movie, the popcorn and the ride home Han Seen. Sorry for being bad company today; was seriously too worn out from the lack of sleep for two nites in a row. I must have yawned about 100 times. Will make it up to you some other time, okies?




Blardy blood-suckers

It's 2.48am now. My mind isn't functioning properly, and my body feels as if it's crumbling into weary pieces. I'm at my friend the Hulk's place, a sleepover tonight after a late night of karaoke. Together with another friend Zhai Girl, we're trying to catch a few winks before our 9am class tomorrow. But...BUT! Why am I still here at the Hulk's computer? I can't sleep, as much as I want to, because her room is filled with those teeny weeny buzzing winged creatures who just love to stop by and leave little "souvenirs" in the form of itchy bumps on your skin. (whatever it's just mosquitoes-lah no matter how poetic I try to describe them). As of now, I have drenched my arms and legs with minyak kapak, the Hulk has her blanket covered all way up to her head,and Zhai Girl has her blanket AND a towel thrown over her face. Mosquitoes - you just can't get away from them no matter how hard you try.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Eye-candy






I know I shouldn't... I musn't...but oh goodness, how can i resist?!?!?!

Out of the 5, you're my absolute favorite because:

Just like you,

1) My mother is a teacher
2) I was brought up in a family where good results are very important
3) I love reading
4) I don't mind doing things alone
5) I can be very quiet, especially when I'm moody
6) I can't crack jokes
7) I am sarcastic
8) My voice is a little high-pitched ( but then again, I'm no singer like you of course)
9) I had my ear piercings relatively late
10) I love food and have cravings!
11) I like manga too!
12) I get exasperated easily
13) I don't fit easily in a big group
14) I don't like crowds
15) I like people of the opposite sex who are good in english!

Tell me, CM, with so many things in common, is it a wonder you're my pet? Nyeknyeknyek...

dammit i have an exam tomorrow why am i like this why do i not write anything whenever i am darn free yet waste my time writing two entries in a blog that i even forgot the name of when i should be sleeping and resting my brain for the deadly 9-hour-classes tomorrow tell me why am i like this sharon ong you are crazy.

Nites.

anonymous

Why do people have a blog? is it to record the daily bits of their lives and share it with people around them? Is it a way of updating your friends about how you're faring without actually communicating with them? as in - is it a friendster sort of thing, just with lots and lots of words?

very few people know about this blog of mine. Not more than 5, i reckon. I did not pass the word around, nor did i link it to anyone I know except 1 friend. No special reason, it just felt weird because I didn't think anyone would be interested in my life anyway. So I guess it's a pretty private blog. Sometimes I dont even know why it's here anyway. Sometimes I have the urge to make it a little more public ( especially when I'm dissing someone and wish that person would read it..keke). But then I hold back, because I'm afraid of baring my soul to too many people. Anonymity is like a cocoon that wraps itself comfortingly around you, because you can be anyone you like and no one would even know.

Mum says that I lose out on a lot of life's experiences just because I am always too wary, too worried, too cautious. Afraid of doing things another way, afraid of walking down the road not taken before. It's true though. They say people fear change, because they are afraid of what they do not understand. That's why we are scared of UFOs, ghosts, orang minyak (ahem)...because we don't comprehend what they are or whether they exist.

Perhaps now, it's time to take a small step. throw all caution to the wind, take a deep breath, and plunge into the unknown.